My Obsessions

loismacgiver:

women: Be nice please :)

men: You Are Literally Infringing Upon My Free Will Right Now

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tinyfloatingwhales:

bella-likes-nutella-and-acapella:

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eazyintheheezy:

bella-likes-nutella-and-acapella:

eazyintheheezy:

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bella-likes-nutella-and-acapella:

just-shower-thoughts:

The word “swims” is the same upside down

smiws??

upside down, not backwards. silly.

Ethan. If you turn a w upside down you get an m.

oh i see what you mean. You’re kind of visualizing it like a flip side of a coin or card, take the word “swims” and turn it upside down by actually turning it 180 degrees. 

THATS WHAT UPSIDE DOWN MEANS

bella do me a favor and literally write down the word on a piece of paper and turn it upside down

OKAY BUT I DONT SEE HOW THATS GONNA 

oh

Ironically enough, your sad, angry smiley face will also read the same when turned upside down…

(via ecooli)

tonyhawks-armenianwasteland:

biprincepeach:

brokenblackcatskulls:

silverhawk:

thinking about life & its twists and turns today……a lot for an armadillo to deal with but i’ll be okay………….

In case anyone was worried about this little guy

Thank you, I was :D

armadillo, born and raised in the desert for years without seeing a large body of water: *sees a pool* ohhhhh fuck yeag im goin in that big puddle baby

(via ecooli)

joehabana:

catchymemes:

FB: Yeonnam-dong 239-20

(via thatsthat24)

democraticsenator:

nunjournal:

we would be so lost without garlic

truly

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dualdestinies:

pilenopilepile:

pilenopilepile:

Being up at 4-5 am is like loading in a level but the textures haven’t loaded all the way through yet.

i like this text post a lot because it’s a comparison between two extremely different styles of humor despite it, effectively, being the same joke

(via suojatti)

chiefguideandcentre:

sufganiyotdyke:

culturenlifestyle:

These alarming and quirky yearbook quotes are found inside Spokane High’s Class of 19111, which include some pretty bizarre ambitions. Some of them include “ambitions” of murdering the faculty and marrying a dwarf. Take a look at their perplexing words below.

Keep reading

this is wonderful but i urge everybody to check out the original for more gems such as

its refreshing to know that we were and will always be little shits

(Source: culturenlifestyle.com, via minguskingus)

memesonthehour:

new favorite meme

(via suojatti)

bobert91:

yellowbloods:

crabmandible:

crabmandible:

crabmandible:

Im gonna hold an egg in my mouth for 2 hours to challenge myself.

OGAHAGSIGf

here is my quick artists rendition.. it was a primal moment

hi i just wanted to share ops tags from each of these because theyre really Something

buddy that is beyond monkey brain, you went all the way back to reptile brain. These are real Dimetrodon hours.

(via vygandonut)

racingbarakarts:

racingbarakarts:

My fiancé just whispered in my ear, “you’re my secret Santa”

so I said “what?”

And he went, “ah shit I meant soulmate”

The boy forgot the word for soulmate and his brain thought, “it’s called secret Santa”

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